Girlfriend:
His girlfriend hung over the shower door like a deflated weather balloon. Now he wished he’d gotten the extended warrantee.
Many of the participants of this challenge are affiliated with the MFA program in Writing Popular Fiction at Seton Hill University.
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Really funny! I enjoyed reading this – it put a smile on my face. 😀
Thanks, Lexa! I appreciate the comment!